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Aaj Main Jail Se Chhoot Gaya Hota

Joke On Marriage

Patni ki raat ko achanak 2 baje neend khuli to paaya ki pati bed par nahi hai

Khojne par pati dining table par baithe huye dikha
Pati hath mein coffee ka cup lekar soch mein doobe huye deewar ko ghoor rahe the.

Patni chupchap pati ko coffee ki chuski lete huye baar baar aansu ponchhte dekhti rahi.
Phir patni pati ke paas gayi aur boli “Kya baat hai dear? tum itni raat mein yahan kya kar rahe ho?”

Pati ne nazar uthaai aur kaha “Tumhein yaad hai 14 saal pehle jab tum sirf 18 saal ki thi?”
Patni bhaav vibhor ho gayi aur boli “Haan yaad hai”

Kuchh ruk kar pati bola “Yaad hai jab tumhare judge Pitaji ne hamein meri car mein ghoomte huye dekh liya tha”

Patni “Haan haan yaad hai”

Pati “Yaad hai tab unhone mujhe dhamkaya tha aur kaha tha is se shaadi kar lo nahi to tumhein 14 saal ke liye andar kara doonga”

Patni “Haan haan woh bhi yaad hai”

Pati apni aankh se aansu pochhte huye bola “Aaj main jail se chhoot gaya hota”

Category : Jokes, Marriage

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